Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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