Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
3 2 1 whiskey
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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