btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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