Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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