The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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