it wasn't lemon gatorade
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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