I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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