she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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