WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Randomize
