we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Randomize
