Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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