So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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