gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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