Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
