I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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