Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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