is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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