are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Randomize
