I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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