I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
