So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
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