Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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