just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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