butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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