I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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