So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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