I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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