I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I supernannyed him into submission
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
