office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
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She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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