I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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