Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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