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(253): View more from Washington

dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.

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(850): View more from Florida

Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.

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(206): View more from Washington

View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.

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(314): View more from Missouri

He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants

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(802): View more from Vermont

I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE

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(309): View more from Illinois

I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”

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