She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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