is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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