i jhust puked up my retainher.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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