If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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