I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
