PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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