We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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