This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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