my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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