i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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