You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
