the new term for farting is butt boxing.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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