no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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