So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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