i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Your dad touched me again.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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