if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
its not stalking. its research.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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