East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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