Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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