she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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