Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
