is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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