We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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