Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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