You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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